(via youridisee)
…because Judith Butler is basically like the MacGuyver of queer theory only instead of exploding helicopters full of bad guys she explodes people’s brains.
What would Don Draper do?”
— 
Damien Rice—Delicate
Fuckin Cats Man
Anna: I don't know why you're even giving it the time of day.
Me: You don't need to know.
Anna: No, I really do. Cause I like cats. You like cats right? Well remember that cats only like the chase if it results in prey.
Me: ...Okay?
Anna: Did you know they recently found that if you're playing keep away with a cat and you don't let it catch the string every once in a while its equivalent to straight up torture?
Me: Someone told me that recently. But I don't know what this has to do with me.
Anna: You're the cat.
Me: I AM NOT A CAT. WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THIS CAT SHIT AND EVERYONE THINKING THEY ARE A CAT?!?!
Anna: Lol I think they're calling it the "Feline Frenzy". But anyways I'm not about to think up another analogy for you princess so all I'm going to say is that if you insist on torturing yourself then fuck it I'll come down there and waterboard you.
Me: yeah you wi---(text comes in while trying to respond)
Anna: you're soo gross. plus waterboarding is not for children.
Anna: or cats.
Me: Fuck you.
And i fall on my knees
Tell me how’s the way to go
Tell me how’s the way to see
Show me all that i could be
And i fall on my knees
Tell me how’s the way to be yeah
Tell me how’s the way to go
Tell me why i feel so low
Danger will follow me now
Everywhere i go
Angels will call on me
And take me to my home
Well these tired eyes
Just want to remain closed
(via effigyyy)
